Unbelievable Power

Hello there, Boston. I'm Johnny, KlickPlan graphic designer. If you can't tell, I am the dashingly handsome person to the left.

I'm not sure if you've heard, but this KlickPlan thing is getting quite hot. Everyone is talking about it, and enthusiasm is at an all time high. At this point, speaking objectively, I'm confident that I can say without hyperbole or exaggeration that KlickPlan is going to be the most important event in the history of time. Ever since the first organism crawled screaming from the primordial muck, humanity has known naught but strife. Wars, killing, starvation and fruitless struggles for power raged endlessly in an futile tug-of-war against the cold sympathies of an indifferent universe. 800 years ago, a young slave decided to reshape the world as he saw fit, and began a campaign of destruction that set the world aflame. When the ash settled, he stood victorious amongst the charred corpses of his enemies, the lamentations of their women echoing in his ears. At his feet lay an empire that stretched from the Caspian Sea to Beijing. This man's name was Genghis Khan. KlickPlan is the biggest thing since Genghis Khan. KlickPlan will smite our enemies, and unjust cowards shall fall like soft wheat against it's sword of truth. The choice is simple. KlickPlan or death. Will you be a king or a slave? Does the world continue to exist when you close your eyes? Where do the lies end, and where does justice begin? KlickPlan holds the answers. This fall, Destiny Has No Speed Limit. KlickPlan.